i’m watching a guard try to arrest a fish for attacking him

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dumb ass loaf of bread

dumb ass loaf of bread

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Otis enjoyed being treated like royalty on my birthday last year.

If you want to give me a special birthday present, check out my comic, Corg Life. Click here!!

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Comedy is like quick sand. Stop panicking and you’ll survive longer.
Improv Etiquette (via improvinomaha)

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